Feel like @DMX askin' where my dogs at?! @TheBahaMen Did you let the dogs out?! These dogs came back to bite me in da ass. #PunIntended Need to hit up @AlCapPachino cuz there r gonna be a lot of #DogDayAfternoons in prison. #FML!!
#WackyStats People fear public speaking > they fear death?!?! Guess I should be hoping to get assassinated instead of having to give this speech, SMFH!! Fear No Man But God #Asalamalakum
Wish I had #Pegasus so I could hop on it's back and fly away. I guess this White Bronco and @CowlingsAC at da wheel is just gonna have to do. What should we listen to twitterland?? I'm feeling @TheKnife and @JaggedEdge right now, LOL #RunawayKiller
@MaryJBlige Ironic that I'm listenin' to your hit song "I'm Going Down", LOL. #PlaneCrash But seriously @ThePolice, I'm sendin' out an S.O.S., HEEEELLLLP!!! #MessageInABottle :-(